Selected Writing

Reader, I’ve written a lot of stuff. At Refinery29 alone I’m responsible for thousands of stories. Below are the ones I think best represent the type of work I do.


Silly Stuff

The Imagined Problems Of Sad Women Looking Out Of Windows In Stock Photos

Which Usher Are You?

A Beauty Routine For The Apocalypse

This Is The Most Troubling Scene In House Of Cards

This Is The Most Underrated Sub-Plot Of Friends

Who Said It: Kim Kardashian Or Judge Judy?

Carson Daly Vs. A Peanut Butter Sandwich

12 Celebs Who Should Have Been Sweaty But Were Not Sweaty

I Submitted A FOIA Request For Obama’s Game Of Thrones Screeners

Annotated Lyrics: “U Remind Me”

Annotated Lyrics: “The Boy Is Mine”

11 Elves Who Are Kind Of Hot?

The Bros Of Reddit Are Surprisingly Passionate About The Devil Wears Prada

 

Essays

In Memory Of Scott Weiland

At What Age Was It OK To Be Sexually Attracted To Uncle Jesse?

The Benefits -- And Problems -- Of Having A Work Wife

Why Are We Surprised When Female Comedians Date Someone Hot?

A Female Comedian On Louis C.K.’s Behavior

What A Nobody (Me) Does At The Golden Globes After-Party

Say “I Love You” First

My First Comic-Con

An Essay About Turning 30 That I Hope Ages Well

 

Profiles/Reporting

Why Don’t Teens Play Teens On Screen?

How Tig Notaro Got Us To Laugh About Breast Cancer

How Dinosaurs Predicted The Downfall Of Humanity

The Force Is Strong With Female Star Wars Super Fans

What It’s Like To Be A Professional Disney Princess

Amanda Bynes Was A Pioneer For Gross, Girly Humor

“As Long As You’re Breathing, You’re Staying In The Fight”

What It’s Like To Straddle Ryan Gosling On TV

On The Set Of Ghostbusters With The All-Female Cast

The Secret Rivalry Between Pocahontas & The Lion King

Michelle Byrom Just Got Off Death Row, And All She Wants Is A Bloomin’ Onion

Lena Dunham On Turning 30 And Saying Goodbye To Girls

Khloe Kardashian’s Got Some Advice